Biggest surprise of the night? That there’s actually a county in Texas named Deaf Smith. I’m assuming the clanging of hammer and anvil is what deafened the smith.
My only commentary on the 2018 elections is that I once did shots of Nemiroff honey pepper vodka with Marsha Blackburn in a Kiev pub, and she can definitely hold her liquor. This seems like an important quality in a senator-elect.